27/10/2025
WealthofNegations has no experience and therefore no advice on how rats, like the recent Argentine Justice and Foreign Ministers, can jump back on board Chainsaw Milei’s refloated ship with a little help from his friends. Nor can we advise on why chickens have voted for the fox, as they say, in giving Chainsaw Congressional success. We can only imagine that many thought things could only get worse if the support of President Trump, the IMF and the World Bank were removed in the event of Chainsaw’s failure and with little faith in the opposition.
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20/10/2025
WealthofNegations always likes to see rats jumping from a sinking ship and this is the case with Argentine Justice Minister Mariano Cúneo Libarona who has followed the Foreign Minister to leave chainsaw Milei’s government. This, in advance of regional elections that are expected to tell Milei what a tosser he is. The expected vote against him, despite the financial support being provided by the Trump regime, is another case of free market cheerleaders looking to states to bail them out. We advise other ministers to jump and leave Chainsaw to face the anger of Argentinians he has made so fearful for their lives and futures.
Ecuador’s oligarch President Noboa elected on bogus anti-gang talk has claimed he was the target
of an assassination attempt with gifts of poisoned chocolate and jam – with his sweet tooth evidently known. He claimed he had proof but has shown no evidence. It is also not the first time he has made such a claim in a manner suggesting the underhand tactics of those opposed to his repressive ultra capitalist, land-grabbing policies at the expense of its Indigenous peoples. We suggest in friendly fashion that he leaves before popular sentiment forces his departure.
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10/10/2025
If Latin America is your choice for surviving a Third World War then try Uruguay. An analysis conducted by the artificial intelligence ChatGPT ranked it as the Latin American country most likely to survive such a potential World War, highlighting its political stability, energy self-sufficiency, and geographic location. The study assessed national resilience in the face of a global conflict and placed Uruguay first, followed by Costa Rica and Chile. According to the analysis, countries with greater energy independence, institutional stability, and distance from major global conflict zones would be the most resilient in a worldwide crisis.
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01/08/2025
Advice given to military and tech companies by Todd Lyons, acting director of US Immigration and Customs Enforcement on what America’s deportation system should look like. “It needs to be like “Amazon, trying to get your Prime delivery within 24 hours” but applied to “human beings”, he told the 2025 Border Security Expo. He hoped AI could soon help “fill up airplanes” with deportees.
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01/08/2025
Fuck Plastic
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23/06/2025
As with the Filipino President-Vice-President fall-out we advise Argentina’s long-haired fascist President Milei and his Vice-President Villarruel to stop pissing about with their hostility and get down to some serious damage. She has presented herself as a defender of the torturers of the earlier military dictatorship and has had the cunning to infiltrate the movement of Mothers trying to bring them to justice.
Instead of the politico-legal wrangling of the Filipino affair our advice is for an unregulated fight to the finish. What Ho, Chainsaws at dawn.
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10/06/2025
For those wanting to take a bet with a hedge fund on the success or failure of insurance claims after the LA/California wildfires we urge you to hurry up, get your skates on because there are the usual spoilsports trying to put a stop to it. Self-righteous bureaucrats like the California Earthquake Authority like nothing better than sticking their killjoy noses in to stop peoples’ fun.
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20/05/2025
Cryptocurrency scams have been well reported. A “Worrying trend” however is that cryptocurrency investors are being kidnapped for their “keys”. Our advice, hire Security who will kill and maim any cheeky people-snatcher on your behalf for a price.
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29/04/2025
Now is the time for all power-crazy paedophiles to take advantage of META and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s relaxation of its content moderation policies. Fourteen Instagram profiles linking thousands of followers to subscription account platforms containing child abuse material both AI-generated and featuring real children have been uncovered. Mr Zuckerberg appears to be any feelings of shame but if revenues are affected who knows. This window of opportunity may not last forever.
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20/02/2022
We strongly advise Chinese consumers not to buy Tesla cars. If Tesla cars crash without any fault of the driver and you make a complaint, Tesla will sue you for defamation and Chinese courts will routinely judge against you. Whether this will change in the advent of a trade war we cannot say for sure but you would be unwise to bet on it. We would also advise you not to work in a Tesla factory. We have little information on working conditions at the one in China but its Fremont USA plant has repeatedly broken the law that demands that those working outside in extreme heat should have cool-down periods. Workers are known to sleep on the factory floor after 12 hour shifts and dehydration is common. This will be dealt with by abolishing official Health and Safety regulations and any implementation of laws. A set of Federal Agency Programs, Contract Complaints at the plant which was investigating racism and the use of violent threats against workers has already been closed down.
01/02/2025
We advise former UK Lib-Dem party leader Nick Clegg to take the $19 million he’s received for selling shares in Meta – his reward for smarm and networking services – to the remotest place he can obtain with the cash so as not to be spat on by all decent people. After enabling years of class war conducted by the privileged, riding shot-gun to British Prime Minister David Cameron during the ‘age of austerity’, he switched to bigging up Mr Zuckerberg, who recently abolished fact-checking across the Meta platforms. Mr Clegg’s final service, announcing that this was a good thing because fact-checking can now be “circumscribed and tailored” and fact-checkers “had lost the trust of the public”.
A fact is only a fact when I say it is a fact.
05/01/2025
At WoN we celebrate the assassination attempts and allegations of assassination attempts between the killer units of two Philippines tyrants. President “Bongbong” Marcos Jr., the son of a previous dictator Ferdinand Marcos, for whose removal thousands fought and died for is making it be known that the daughter of the preceding President, Rodrigo Duterte, and now his Vice President is plotting to kill him. Counter claims are made. Duterte himself was a trailblazer in using the War on Drugs to kill opponents , trade unionists most of all.
We urge them to get on with the job and have each other assassinated as a selfless example to other dictators.